Wolfi“Look here, Wolfi, can I call you Wolfi?” “I’d prefer Wolfgang” “O. K., Wolfi. I DO like your music, but it seems a bit insistent at times”…Jun 3Jun 3
Tin Opener“What’s that you got there?” “It’s Chopin’s Rain Drop Prelude” “No, it isn’t. It’s a tin opener, that is” “Why do you ask then?” “I was…Jun 2Jun 2
Toes”I remember remember recall I think this guy called called Erwin or Ursula or Pakistan or was it a girl with yellow what’s-the-name of…Nov 6, 2022Nov 6, 2022
Mortimer(Sniffs around in the air): — Doesn’t it smell a bit like cat piss? (Reading intensely in the local rag): — What? - I think it smells a…Jul 16, 2022Jul 16, 2022
Accidentally EatenLooking out of the window, then at his watch, then out of the window again John Smith says: It’s early. 23 minutes to be exact. - What’s…Jul 2, 2022Jul 2, 2022
You’re bored and lazy so you write a poem about being bored and lazy in which you, bored and lazy…for the ghost of a blackbird 3 acorns and an aching elbowJun 27, 2022Jun 27, 2022
waltzeswaltzes pop up in the most unexpected spaces like when you wear a blackbird on your head and meet “the man who talks so very loud” on his…Jun 1, 2022Jun 1, 2022
BernieJohn Smith stopped believe in hobbits when he saw them on film. “Their teeth are too perfect and too blue”, he said to his pet manta ray…Apr 18, 2022Apr 18, 2022
John Smith’s ShoesFor a good couple of weeks John Smith thought his shoes were dogs but after the medication started to work they stopped chasing the sticks…Apr 1, 2022Apr 1, 2022
