Johannes S. H. BjergToes”I remember remember recall I think this guy called called Erwin or Ursula or Pakistan or was it a girl with yellow what’s-the-name of…1 min read·Nov 6, 2022----
Johannes S. H. BjergMortimer(Sniffs around in the air): — Doesn’t it smell a bit like cat piss? (Reading intensely in the local rag): — What? - I think it smells a…1 min read·Jul 16, 2022----
Johannes S. H. BjergAccidentally EatenLooking out of the window, then at his watch, then out of the window again John Smith says: It’s early. 23 minutes to be exact. - What’s…1 min read·Jul 2, 2022----
Johannes S. H. BjergYou’re bored and lazy so you write a poem about being bored and lazy in which you, bored and lazy…for the ghost of a blackbird 3 acorns and an aching elbow1 min read·Jun 27, 2022----
Johannes S. H. Bjergwaltzeswaltzes pop up in the most unexpected spaces like when you wear a blackbird on your head and meet “the man who talks so very loud” on his…1 min read·Jun 1, 2022----
Johannes S. H. BjergBernieJohn Smith stopped believe in hobbits when he saw them on film. “Their teeth are too perfect and too blue”, he said to his pet manta ray…1 min read·Apr 18, 2022----
Johannes S. H. BjergJohn Smith’s ShoesFor a good couple of weeks John Smith thought his shoes were dogs but after the medication started to work they stopped chasing the sticks…1 min read·Apr 1, 2022----
Johannes S. H. BjergA Natural WomanJane Smith imagined a swan but really needed a cow to get to the top of Rainbow Hill. It was 4 PM and her hedgehog kettle whistled. After…1 min read·Mar 30, 2022----